I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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