Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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