Do you still have your period?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Randomize
