I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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