Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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