College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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