He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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