I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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