If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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