awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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