he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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