Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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