Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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