: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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