We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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