You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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