Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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