We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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