i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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