No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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