with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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