dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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