Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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