normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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