Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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