if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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