Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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