Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
