But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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