So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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