just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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