FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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