you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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