he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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