In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
honey bunches of taint.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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