either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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