i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
