did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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