Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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