You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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