STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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