we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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