It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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