lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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