no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm always down for nudity.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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