Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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