you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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