Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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