sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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