I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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