I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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