I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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