question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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